Glorious Earth Day heresy

Here are some nuggets to stifle that Earth Day gag reflex:

Earth Day and the triumph of Dogbert: “It is Earth Day, when pieties flow like wine, when the self-applause of the right-thinking is deafening, when the antihuman core of modern environmentalism shines bright, and when the destructiveness of groupthink becomes ever more pronounced. And when an understanding of its true meaning is served by the profound wisdom of that noted political philosopher and sage observer of the human condition, Dogbert: “You can’t save the earth unless you’re willing to make other people sacrifice.””  h/t Cafe Hayek

Mark Perry thanks god for the blessings of fossil fuels

18 environmental predictions from 1970 that were completely wrong

Another teacher’s aide “choke-slams” another young student in the classroom

Ah the choke-slam, preferred method of punishment by short-fused bullies in our prison-state schools.  Yes, kids can be annoying, but if you’re one to let rage boil up inside until it manifests in the form of a profanity-laced “choke-slam”, you probably don’t belong in a school. But then again, these aren’t schools so much as artificial environments that condition kids into meekly accepting a Police State. Daily Beast