The sniper who let the killer squeeze off a few

Get a load of the chicken wing on the SS sniper. The Secret Service should be staffed with beasts and killers, not waffling clowns like this guy, or the ponytail brigade running in fearful circles, adding to the chaos. Give Trump private security, let the beasts of Blackwater guard him effectively, not these bozos.

Also, I hear tell that the red band on this guy’s wrist is some sort of Talmudic talisman retardation. Automatically disqualifying.

Author: S. Smith