The petty Stalinism on display here is sickening: the government’s attempt to shut down Karl Manke’s barbershop was struck down, so they turned to regulators who revoked his license.
The Soviets have conquered Michigan, but there has been no Red Dawn invasion. Rather, they have been there all along. They’re American as apple pie, but that won’t stop them from locking you up as retribution for defying their power.