It’s clearly not the policy of “let them roam free, sleep where they want, do whatever they want”. So what would it be? A new kind of facility must be legislated into being, something in between a prison and a mental hospital, where they can live out their lives safe from danger to themselves and to others. How insane it has been to enable these people, giving them everything for free with no stipulations, treating them almost as local wildlife, an inevitable aspect of living in urban environments, and allowing them to behave and live like animals: wandering streets, alleys, parks, sleeping in streets, alleys, and parks, and essentially behaving in ways that would get normal people arrested.

Spencer Pratt takes down Socialist councilwoman Nithya Raman:

“I’ll go below the freeway tomorrow with her to find some of these people she’s going to ‘offer treatment’ to. She’s going to get stabbed in the neck. They don’t want a bed—they want fentanyl.” pic.twitter.com/7uzpQQ3Zww

— johnny maga (@johnnymaga) May 7, 2026

Imagine being The Onion, blowing millions to take over Infowars, believing you somehow now own the magic that Alex Jones created, and immediately step on a rake on your first episode, and bombing utterly? Why not shell out a few extra bucks to get someone to write some jokes, at the very least? Heidecker’s impersonation of Alex is so bad it gives me second-hand embarrassment from my living room couch. The great irony here is that Jones and Smith are far funnier than Heidecker could ever be, and they’re not even comedians. They’re effective journalists, and their commentary on various bonkers stories is funny naturally. Heidecker comes off as, well, strange. As someone who shouldn’t be filming his performances at all. What is hilarious is that, after years of drama surrounding the relentless persecution of Alex Jones and Infowars, the end result is…this pathetic display from The Onion? It’s poetic, bordering on Shakespearian. It’s crystal clear to everyone now that Alex Jones IS Infowars. The Onion bought a husk, from which the soul long ascended. He now operates and thrives at AlexJonesLive, along with Harrison and Co., where they’ll make a fortune on supplements and merch. Time Heidecker’s Infowars will probably go belly up within the year. Hilarious.

“IT’S PATHETIC” — In The Onion's Imposter Infowars Broadcast, Tim Heidecker Addresses Harrison Smith. ALEX JONES Chimes in – WATCHpic.twitter.com/pve548887g

— Alex Jones Network (@AJNlive) May 5, 2026