Will this next generation of saber-rattling neocons now join the IDF?
It is astoundingly easy to join the Israeli military. You pretty much just have to show up and tell them you want to enlist. The website explains it in very simple terms:
New immigrants and returning Israeli citizens:
Contact the IDF Enlistment Center’s Coordinator for New Immigrants: idfoleh@gmail.com
Contact the IDF Enlistment Center directly: meitav@idf.gov.il
How Do You Become an IDF Soldier?
Every year, thousands of soldiers — from Israel and all around the world — join the Israel Defense Forces. The one thing that nearly all IDF soldiers have in common is their draft day experience.
What’s the first day like?
If you, too, are joining the IDF soon, or even thinking about doing so, perhaps you’ve wondered what your first day will be like. Here’s a brief preview of what will be a memorable day.
1. Recruitment Bureau: On the morning of your draft day, you will report to the location indicated on your draft notice. That place is called a “Lishkat Giyus” (Recruitment Bureau). They’re all around the country.
2. The Bakum: From your draft location, you’ll be taken by bus with other draftees to a base known as the Bakum. There you’ll begin your transition from civilian to soldier. At the Bakum, someone will always be available to help you move from station to station if you get confused.
(Men, if your hair is too long, you’ll get it cut at the Bakum. This is the military, after all. Ladies, you’ll have to put it in a topknot or ponytail if it’s over shoulder-length.)
3. Say Cheese! Stand in line to take a photograph for your army ID card. Rumor has it whoever smiles in their photograph will become an officer… act accordingly.
4. Personal Interview: After that, you’ll move on to one-on-one interviews, questionnaires, waivers and consent forms — sign here, date there, sign here again.
5. Biometric: Then you’ll have your fingerprints scanned, teeth x-rayed, blood samples taken, immunizations injected. Nothing hurts too much, we promise!
6. Soldier Up! Then it will be time for you to dress like a soldier. Shirts, pants, boots, socks and more — throw everything in your kit bag and move to the dressing rooms. At first, you won’t know how to wear your uniform properly, how to lace your boots or how to fold your beret. Word will spread about proper techniques — all the new recruits help each other.
(Take note — army sizes are really weird. Just see whatever fits you, don’t worry about the numbers.)
7. Pause: The important thing is that you take a moment to look up at the mirror and see yourself in an IDF uniform. Congratulations — you’re now officially a soldier in the Israel Defense Forces.
8. And, Go: Don’t just stand there, though. In the army, being on time is of great importance. A bus will be waiting for you to take you to your basic training base.
Will someone like Ben Shapiro, who unceasingly demands bloodshed of Gaza residents, join up and go kill some himself? You know he won’t. He may be in denial, but he has nothing in common with the nation he has so naively romanticized. They are barbarians, and they behave like barbarians. Only now they’ve been given modern weapons, and so do far more damage than they ever could have with their clubs and rocks. And that is all they would still have, were it not for the products of the modern world.
Talk is cheap. Maybe we should shame a few chicken-hawks into enlisting, but I doubt it. It is not cowardly to speak out against war. It is cowardly to demand war, and refuse to take part in it.